Men: Ever faked an orgasm?

Sweeper · Mar 20, 2006

...while having sex with a lady?

This may sound strange but I had to do this two nights ago. I was extremely drunk and having sex with this girl after a crazy St. Patrick's night at the bars and about an hour and a half into it I'm just thinking to myself..."wtf I want to come, but it's not happening, I'm honestly starting to get bored"

so I made a face... went "ugh..ugh...ugh" and she bought it! I was wearing a condom so it was easy I guess...
I don't think is has anything to do with me being completely annihalated either... this isn't the first time this has happened to me ...

I hope I'm not the only one lol... :glugglug::glugglug:

[poll attached]

Montrealman · Mar 20, 2006

Lol :rofl:

Ok I'm first so I'll explain why. The girl was a total mega screamer. We were in a hotel room and we could hear people talk through the wall. So this girl is just "Wha Wha Wha Wha..." so loud. I mean I couldn't concentrate anymore and it started to make me laugh so I was on top of her, missionary, I stuck my face in a pillow and started to laugh in it and she thought I was cumming. She stopped and asked " are you finished ?" so I said yes. :1orglaugh

Good times !

alexios · Mar 20, 2006

I've done it too man..no worries.

x.young.n.horny · Mar 20, 2006

harsh haha i hope a guy hasnt done that with me !! :eek: hahaha any tips on how to tell if a guy is? :tongue:

alexios · Mar 20, 2006

x.young.n.horny said:
harsh haha i hope a guy hasnt done that with me !! :eek: hahaha any tips on how to tell if a guy is? :tongue:

Yeah...if he doesn't seem "quite so tired" after sex. That's is a good sign.

TallCowboy · Mar 20, 2006

Why fake it...

alexios · Mar 20, 2006

TallCowboy said:
Why fake it...

Trust me....if you've ever been in a certain situation...it's worth faking it and moving on just to get away from the scenario.

Sweeper · Mar 20, 2006

Alright. Somebody understands.

superfly2 · Mar 20, 2006

I only faked it once while masturbating. It was an awkward moment... I'd rather not go into detail. :o

Kidding :angels:
It's never happened to me but I can understand the type of situation.

Red Spyder · Mar 20, 2006

I was kind of horny, she looked good dressed but wasn't that good looking when she got naked, with big boobs that were kind of droopy once she got her bra off and had very noticeable veins :eek: not much of a turn on, plus she wasn't tight at all, so after a while I just had to get out of there!

BNF · Mar 20, 2006

alexios_hellas said:
Trust me....if you've ever been in a certain situation...it's worth faking it and moving on just to get away from the scenario.

Absolutely true. Nothing else to say. :thumbsup:

member2686 · Mar 20, 2006

Been there, done that too! lmao After a while, you're just thinking, 'This isn't gonna happen' and you truly just want to roll the fuck over and pass out. lmfao

"uuuggghhhh aaahhhhh I'm cumming baby....ohhhh yeah" :rubbel:

Sweeper said:
...while having sex with a lady?

This may sound strange but I had to do this two nights ago. I was extremely drunk and having sex with this girl after a crazy St. Patrick's night at the bars and about an hour and a half into it I'm just thinking to myself..."wtf I want to come, but it's not happening, I'm honestly starting to get bored"

so I made a face... went "ugh..ugh...ugh" and she bought it! I was wearing a condom so it was easy I guess...
I don't think is has anything to do with me being completely annihalated either... this isn't the first time this has happened to me ...

I hope I'm not the only one lol... :glugglug::glugglug:

[poll attached]

Red Spyder · Mar 20, 2006

I guess this is how we are in touch with our feminine side

alexios · Mar 20, 2006

Red Spyder said:
I guess this is how we are in touch with our feminine side

I like to touch my feminine side...but I usually end up smacking myself and telling me I'm not in the mood tonight.

SeraphiM · Mar 20, 2006

I've done it too man. It's a lot easier to fake while wearing a condom. Sometimes you know it's not going to happen.
:condom:

alexios · Mar 20, 2006

Seraphim said:
I've done it too man. It's a lot easier to fake while wearing a condom. Sometimes you know it's not going to happen.
:condom:

It's a weird feeling though. I mean, as a guy, you know that you should really be enjoying it more. Of course, by the time this thought enters your mind, it's already a lost cause.

cuntlover · Mar 20, 2006

Hell no, I will unload big time everytime. Anyways,with my wife,there's no way I could fake an orgasm. I just get so fucking wild when she strips and then it's off to the races. No man would want to fake an orgasm with a woman like that. Have a good day guy's.

Mayhem · Mar 20, 2006

Been there, done that. Interestingly enough, I wasn't wearing a condom at the time and she still couldn't tell.

D-rock · Mar 21, 2006

No, I can't say that I have ever done that. :1orglaugh

juballs · Mar 21, 2006

i can honestly say i have not either

Men: Ever faked an orgasm?

Ever faked an orgasm fellas?

Yes

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Sweeper

Montrealman

alexios

x.young.n.horny

alexios

TallCowboy

alexios

Sweeper

superfly2

Red Spyder

BNF

Ex-SuperMod

member2686

Banned

Red Spyder

alexios

SeraphiM

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alexios

cuntlover

Banned

Mayhem

Banned

D-rock

juballs

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